Everyone Can Relax, I’ve Seen The Godfather
Hello, everyone. My name is Michael “Dorkman” Scott, I’m 25 years old, a filmmaker, and until earlier today I had not seen Francis Ford Coppola’s The Godfather.
I have lost count of how many times someone has nearly leapt across a table and wang-chung’d me after I have been forced to make that confession in conversation. Even those who were kind about it treated me like the filmgoing equivalent of the 40 Year Old Virgin: they were nice about it to the level of slight condescension, assuring me that I’d see it “when I was ready.”
Well, as the subject line says, everyone can relax. I’ve seen the fucking movie.
Obviously, with the kind of reaction people would have to my not having seen the flick, I went in with some pretty high expectations. Some films, like Pulp Fiction, and more recently The Dark Knight, manage to live up to and even, miraculously, sometimes surpass even the highest of expectations. The aforementioned Pulp Fiction was another on the list of “You mean you HAVEN’T SEEN — ?!” reactions until finally I did see it about five years ago — and understood what all the fuss was about.
On the other end of the spectrum, there are films like 2001, Blade Runner, and recently the obscenely-lauded Pan’s Labyrinth, for which, for the life of me and even with multiple viewings, I cannot begin to understand the hype and passionate love people have.
So it was up in the air as to what I might think of Godfather now that I’ve had a quarter century of people telling me I’d better see it if I knew what was good for me. Fortunately, I liked it.
There’s very little I can say about the film that hasn’t already been said, so I won’t bother to review or analyze it here. I think I need time for it to sink in before I can say I love the film, but I do think it’s a great film. I wasn’t blown away by it like I was by Pulp Fiction; it fits into a rarer category of a film that exactly hits my expectations, neither falling short nor exceeding. Another film to do that was The Shawshank Redemption. Didn’t blow my mind, but I didn’t get bored, and in a three-hour film that’s always noteworthy. And of course the performances were flawless.
Now I guess I’d better see Godfather II, if I know what’s good for me.